Baseball things considered.
2016 Orioles Nickname Audit (5/26/2016)
Here they are, in all their, um, glory isn't the right word, uh - anyway, here's a whole bunch of ill-considered nicknames. We are once again joined by the steely-eyed and solemn-hearted Judge Marko, who, as is his wont, refuses to take any guff. Unfortunately, as is OUR wont, that's all we've got for him.
I NEED SOMETHING SOLID IN MY LIFE, and current events just isn't quiiiiiite getting me there. Come on Os - I crave coherent narrative!
For the love of Pete, Orioles. Could you just commit to being good or bad this year so I can make an emotional commitment?
Just want the timeline to reflect - this happened during ball 1. BEEF SALAMI! https://t.co/N9TmkuPhps
How about a Wellington Salami, so I can go to bed?
My "reach for Manny and Kevin in the Fantasy Draft" strategy this year is reaaaaalllly rounding into form.