Baseball things considered.
2016 Orioles Nickname Audit (5/26/2016)
Here they are, in all their, um, glory isn't the right word, uh - anyway, here's a whole bunch of ill-considered nicknames. We are once again joined by the steely-eyed and solemn-hearted Judge Marko, who, as is his wont, refuses to take any guff. Unfortunately, as is OUR wont, that's all we've got for him.
No nickname episode yet (Sam has to do some in-person spring break scouting) but EPOCH 2, EPISODE 1 of Baltimorons is in the the can.
There is no god.
Me and Julio, down by the out-of-bounds-yard.
I call on all Donalds everywhere - Glover, Draper, Sterling, Duck - to repudiate and denounce this tangerine pervert once and for all.
<<open>> DOOOOOOM! DOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! <<fin>> This has been a historically accurate re-enactment of Alan and Sam's texts today.